Greetings and salutations boys and girls its time for another HUTclusive. We at the noob center for intellectual advancement, are here with a vocabulary expansion lesson. The word in question? LASER. Now I’m not talking about your average intense beam of light know for its destructive abilities. The LASER to which I am referring to is an adjective used to describe humans. Lasers are described as being: over bearing, overly direct, pushy and overly focused on someone other than himself or herself.
Lasers can be new friends often overly excited about you or hanging out with you. These could be new coworkers old acquaintances or even distant relatives with whom you share little in common. These people are accustomed to getting what they want and do so by wearing their opposition down.
The most interesting lasers come from the opposite sex. Things usually start out innocent enough maybe you hang out with mutual friends or maybe your circle of friends overlaps at the bar and you don’t think anything of it. Next you are approached on your social networking tools and again you think nothing of it. This is where the poop hits the shoot. The party in question begins to overstep their faux-friend boundaries, sending you inappropriate messages or calling you on a number that you did not provide to Quote Kick-it or chill. This behavior quickly erodes existing relationships. You see lasers are lasers when they begin to cause the same destruction and devastation that their electromagnetic radiation based counterparts are known for.
Now use it in your life and don’t become a laser.
laser harpoon.
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