meet Lunchbox.

this is Lunchbox. he also likes to party. but not really on mondays. today just so happens to be a monday so this is what he's looking like today. don't mess with him unless you have some hobbits to feed him. he loves eating hobbits. dont give him candy though. he'll get all kinds of crazy. like . . even crazier than he is in this picture which was taken no more than 5 minutes ago. so you can imagine if you gave him candy what kind of shit storm you'd have on your hands. instead of bringing him candy maybe bring him a toothbrush. or a hat. or a bill clinton mask to wear over his UGLY FACE!!!! PWNED!!!!